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I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I only watched this film for an excuse to listen to “Hello Little Girl” sung by Johnny Depp again.  But I am a victim of false advertisement, can you please look at the poster of this film and have a look at Depp’s inclusion (he’s the one in the top right). How much screen time do you think he has? Because I’m guessing you wouldn’t say 5 fucking minutes.

I swear I saw a spoiler that the weird kid was one of the ghostfaces, so I got bit of a shock when his head got put through a pike.  I did actually really enjoy this film up until the last 25 minutes or so, since it is easily the worst final act/killers, one more instalment for redemption then retire the franchise please and thank you.

When I die I’m just gonna find out what eternity Margot Robbie went to and bug the shit out of her.  God the Beetlejuice afterlife crossed with the TVA aesthetic is so fucking appealing to me I love it.

A movie starring Johnny Depp as the legendary protagonist, Bill Nighy as the badass villain who gets betrayed by another villain of government power, which also includes a scene in a desert wasteland where the protagonist sees crazy things.  I just explained the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, yet somehow it completely works with this movie also. I guess Gore Verbinski found the style he likes and stuck with it hard.