Christine
Rudolph Junkins: I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that.
Arnie Cunningham: Shit wipes off**.
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Arnie Cunningham: Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive.
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Bemis: She smiled at me. I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.
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Arnie Cunningham: Let's motorvate!
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Nahhhh fuck off why was this so good bro its about a cursed killer demon car?!!!!!
Only john fuckin carpenter can make somet as goofy as this be genuinely creepy and kinda fucked and an actual masterpiece of 80s horror.
Me everytime christine started playing tunes as she was about to fuckin kill someone: 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
The greatest horror comfort ever