Billy Madison

This review will consist of my favourite lines from this film. "Sun tan lotion is good for me, you protect me tee-hee-hee" "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth" "Stop looking at me swan!" "He called the shit, poop" 🎶"Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, My boots tight tied, I hope I don't get in a fight"🎶 "O'doyle rules" "That's Billy, he's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something" "Miss lippy's car is green" "T-t-today junior" "If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits" 'if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" "Chlorophyll more like boreophyll" 🎶"Yes, I will go back to school, And achieve victory, No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me!"🎶 "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.