Interstellar

Here’s a funny roast-style half-star review for Interstellar: --- ½★ — “Interstellar? More like Interstill-asleep.” I spent three hours watching Matthew McConaughey cry in space while the plot folded in on itself like cosmic origami. By the time they explained the black hole stuff, I was pretty sure I’d aged 23 years too. The bookshelf ghost? Yeah, that was the moment I realized the real wormhole was sucking away my patience. Great visuals, though—perfect for staring at while you wonder what’s going on.