12/31/24 - this is some type of shit Amber would get into LOL

07/16/24 - joker prequel EDIT: I had no idea this had a political assassination attempt... kinda crazy to watch just after the Trump one lol......

<p>11/15/24 - is the monster symbolism for our inner demons or is this just a fun movie</p><p><br></p><p>Also: this is NOT a horror LOL that's like literally saying beauty and the beast is horror/romance</p>

11/16/24 - why THE FUCK did I watch this before bed<br>

<p>11/18/24 - "I think women want to fuck.. monsters? So I'm working on it"<br><br>Watched this with the This Aged Great podcast and I could not stop laughing&nbsp;</p>

11/19/24 - this is like a documentary more than a movie because all cops are the worst people&nbsp;<br><br>The 80's was fucking WILD why did they make like 10 of these 😭

11/19/24 - nah the 80's are wiiiiiiiiild&nbsp;

11/21/24 - sometimes you just gotta poor your heart out on a sonata and devote your life to it just to have a label head steal it ruining not only your life but your face and voice... yknow.. normal shit that. happened to a cousin of mine tbh.

11/22/24 - Sabrina Carpenter should have gotten an oscar nom for this

11/25/24 - it's like they said how can we make a movie where the whole script is one-liner puns&nbsp;

11/25/24 - omg they showed full on alussy&nbsp;

11/25/24 - I swear I either love this man or I fucking hate him. And this one is a Fuck You Yorgos.

11/25/24 - Pedro Pascal carried

11/26/24 - Mexican challengers without stupid tennis

11/26/24 - I'm not the target audience but I will say rewatching old Mexican cinema has sparked an appreciation for black and white film. Something kinda beautiful about a crisp black and white flick

11/27/24 - isn't part 2 just the regular wizard of oz?? LOL

12/01/24 - last day at solid rock what do we do after? Watch a yacht rock documentary with all of Steves favorite mansplaining songs LOL<br>

12/02/24 - god damn this movie sucks

12/02/24 - GOD DAMN THIS MOVIE SUCKS

12/02/24 - honestly didn't get more than 30 mins in. You could tell the movie had heart underneath but with 30 mins of stupid unfunny unnecessary Jesus jokes I'm out

12/02/24 - idk why this movie just does not hit for me tbh it's like a Waynes world/billy madison knock off plot

12/02/24 - that mf moved to UTAH??? LOL no wonders she started tweaking&nbsp;

<p>12/03/24 - I just can't get over the premise of wanting to fuck your step sister lmao&nbsp;</p>

12/03/24 - literally power rangers but one guy

12/04/24 - this movie fucking sucks

12/06/24 - I got so fucking violently sick after eating movie theater M&amp;M's

12/07/24 - I watched this on tiktok live lmaooo<br>

12/08/24 - Kevin Sp*cey trigger warning&nbsp;

12/10/24 - does Winona Ryder ever get tired of making that same fucking facial expression LOL

12/11/24 - kinda funnyish

12/12/24 - FUCK LISA FRANK!!!!!!

12/15/24 - meh

12/15/24 - three way tie for worst movie of the year&nbsp;

12/15/24 - damn Hugh Grant js charming as hell&nbsp;

12/17/24 - this shit is mad inspirational

<p>12/26/24 - I'll come back to put something in this&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>12/30/24 - EDIT: god damn timmy nailed bob's cool persona so damn well. Best actor nom for sure</p>

12/28/24 - this bitch needs tinder wtf

12/29/24 - more like The Princess, doesn't get a Diary until the last 20 mins of the movie!&nbsp;

12/30/24 - kind of a crazy movie for my family to wanna watch on Christmas. I left before we could finish it, just barely finishing now.

12/30/24 - girl this is just the Solid Rock Christmas service LMAOOOO

12/30/24 - honestly kinda boring&nbsp;

12/30/24 - nah jit was TRIPPIN over some dancing&nbsp;

12/31/24 - brilliant absolutely brilliant&nbsp;

12/31/24 - sometimes you gotta bag the boss up, I call that taking Corey Gambles

12/31/24 - kinda cheated, just had this on in the background while I worked but I still was paying attention just kinda meh

<p>12/31/23 - why tf did he not know how to read 😭<br></p>

<p>01/01/24 - need an “iron claw” foam hand</p>

<p>01/05/24 - absolutely disgusting but really good</p>

<p>01/06/24 - cried like a baby while my gf slept next to me LOL</p>

<p>01/08/24 - do not go on a plane 📝</p>

<p>01/08/24 - dog shit. way too try hard.</p>

<p>01/11/24 - I really wanted to like this</p>

01/12/24 - very nice

<p>01/13/24 - good but the male actors were like 25 kissing 14 year olds???&nbsp;</p>

01/13/24 - very dated with the jokes and sex montage but I too fuck with penguins heavily&nbsp;

01/14/24 - FIVE STARS FOR TE BOTE

01/15/24 - the reason sex dolls were created

01/15/24 - Fuck this boring ass movie&nbsp;

01/15/24 - annoying ass characters. stupid ass plot.

01/18/24 - I’m not the target audience lmao

01/18/24 - fuck this, put on the Naruto Linkin Park AMV&nbsp;

01/18/24 - latino gang

01/20/24 - kritty online shopping next to me makes sense

01/21/24 - don’t have a baby, don’t have a mom, so why the fuck would I watch this

01/21/24 - just delete it LOL

<p>01/22/24 - if you think about it.. this is the plot to a bad porno lmao. Guy’s best friend goes back in time to fuck his mom thus becoming his dad and best friend.</p>

01/23/24 - he said the lines!!!!!!!

01/25/24 - Weaver? 😲 I barely know her! 🤣

01/26/24 - *insert cheering audience stock photo* me when Arnold said get to the chopper&nbsp;

01/26/24 - I think I don’t like George Clooney, not even his voice

01/26/24 - meh

01/26/24 - I wanted to see his record collection&nbsp;

01/27/24 - YOU’RE A VICTIM!!!!!!

<p>01/28/29 - this is not The Cure</p><p>EDIT: wtf this movie is NOT called Pictures of You 😭</p>

<p>01/29/24 - Trigger warning for the amount of fucking FEET in this god damn movie!!</p>

<p>01/29/24 - a movie about funny cops… yeah…….</p>

01/30/24 - *insert stock photo of standing ovation* me when Al Pacino said “GREAT ASS”

02/02/24 - shitting and crying and throwing up thinking ab asking my gf if she’s ever had a wild spring break…

02/03/24 - 5 stars for Sugar Ray

02/05/24 - oh shit.. I’m fucking Arthur… I just remembered my gf went to get lunch w her middle school boy best friend………….

02/06/24 - what the fuck

02/09/24 - the definition of “don’t kys you’re so sexy”&nbsp;

02/10/24 - Kritty had a disgusted look on her face throughout the whole thing

02/11/24 - I need to give Bruce Springsteen another listen.. might be sleeping on something&nbsp;

02/12/24 - what the fuck

02/13/24 - GAIL THE SNAIL

02/13/24 - I’d be koala or some shit

<p>02/17/24 - he better not sing these songs in concert&nbsp;</p>

02/17/24 - why tf is Eric Andre in this 😭

<p>02/17/24 - why wtf did this have a 20 million dollar budget…</p>

02/18/24 - wait why tf did they have to fight LOL

02/19/24 - never needed subtitles so badly&nbsp;

02/23/24 - the best batman prequel they could ever make

02/24/24 - did John Travolta win best supporting actress?

01/25/24 - the way this literally is Kritty and Shitter

02/26/24 - image time traveling and showing these fuckers the WAP and Anaconda music videos lmao

02/26/24 - this same shit happened to a buddy of mine

02/27/24 - the oiled tai chi scene in Hot Rod makes <br>&nbsp;sense now

<p>03/01/24 - should have casted David Byrne.</p>

03/04/24 - the classic episode of Ren &amp; Stimpy: Space Madness… but with a giant space spider&nbsp;

<p>03/05/24 - holy shit this is a dog shit movie</p><p>EDIT: when you fast forward through the songs it’s not that bad…</p>

03/06/24 - she Paul on my Atreides till I Dune

<p>03/08/24 - good romcom&nbsp;</p>

03/09/24 - worst movie I’ve seen all year

03/12/24 - I wonder if Chris Swift ever felt like this

03/15/24 - mfs losing sleep over bald nic cage&nbsp;

03/15/24 - this has gotta be racist

03/15/24 - best documentary of all time&nbsp;

03/16/24 - this is fucking cinema&nbsp;

03/25/24 - that PIMP cover goes hard

<p>03/25/24 - under fucking rated</p>

03/25/24 - I would die for that mouse

<p>03/28/24 - these guys when they fight take damage like video game characters LOL</p>

03/29/24 - funny how the ending it’s the white couple and not the interracial couple we all wanted to see 🤨🧐

<p>03/30/24 - shit I’d do all this and more for Kritty&nbsp;</p>

03/31/24 - I NEED A MONSTER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!!! LISA FRANKENSTEIN!!!! RENFIELD!!!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/31/24 - why does everyone in every goddamn Wes Anderson movie talk like a fucking robot lol… has he never talked to an actual person??

04/01/24 - ”drawing boobs is a gateway to the real thing” is something Krista would say&nbsp;

04/01/24 - holy fucking shit this is so bad

04/01/24 - I’ve just never been into football 🤷🏻‍♂️

04/02/24 - Lee Ving from FEAR??? LOL?

04/02/24 - another 80’s sci-fi banger

04/04/24 - Kates life got absolutely FUCKED LMAOOOO

04/06/24 - this is a classic rom com holy shit

04/07/24 - easily could have been 60 mins instead of 120…

<p>04/08/24 - Danny Masterson jump scare</p>

04/08/24 - would be sooooo sick if there wasn’t this sexual undertone with a 12 year old Natalie Portman????

04/08/24 - this shit was boring as fuck

04/09/24 - sliding in DMs is cheating and this movie just proves that point further. Also wtf Dave Chappelle????

04/14/24 - vanderpump season 12

04/20/24 - this movie did not need to be made LOL

04/20/24 - when bruh cut his arm open LOOOOOOOOL bruh thought damn these robots are so real…..am I a robot???

04/20/24 - I loved it! (aside from the racist moments and the fact that she was what 17 and he was 57 or some shit)

04/21/24 - YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY A GOOD ASS MOVIE

04/22/24 - why were they all horny for him 😭

<p>04/22/24 - slow burner but man does it get good. TW: Ke*in Sp*cey</p>

<p>04/23/24 - holy shit!! Cinema!!!</p>

04/26/24 - why tf Keanu in love w a 60 year old

04/27/24 - I LOVE HOCKEEEEEEY

04/27/24 - this is fucking cinema&nbsp;

04/27/24 - these kids need to get BEAT

<p>04/28/24 - what the fuck was this movie?? And why did I kinda like it????</p>

05/03/24 - honestly a nice watch very “meh” would be a lot better if it was only 60mins. Some funny jokes here and there like “Ha” funny not “Hahaha” or “LOL” funny.

05/03/24 - idk something about a main plot point being trying to fuck a 17 year old is just.. not my vibe in a movie lol

05/04/24 - meh

05/05/24 - iconic. If the twist hadn’t been spoiled it’d be 5 stars

05/06/24 - hard as hell

<p>05/06/24 - why THE FUCK did I think this was an Adam Sandler movie??? This movie is so fucking bad but him holding the head singing Ebony &amp; Ivory is hilarious&nbsp;</p>

05/07/24 - that white kid scored a goalazo guey&nbsp;

<p>05/11/24 - Lisa Frankenstein prequel</p>

05/11/24 - Victorious prequel&nbsp;

05/11/24 - why the FUCK was everything blue??

05/12/24 - *prom night by Chance plays*

05/19/24 - as an Ex-Stuart hater… I gotta admit he’s reallll charming&nbsp;

05/20/24 - how tf they do that&nbsp;

05/21/24 - now I know who tf Amber named her dumbass dog after lmaooo

05/23/24 - I fucking hate Marky Mark

05/24/24 - okay wtf? Tony Stark head ass??? How tf he make that suit?

06/14/24 - he didn’t even fucking die..

06/23/24 - 5/5 for pride month&nbsp;

06/28/24 - a big brained movie I could understand!

06/29/24 - holy shit

07/04/24 - a white girl passing a bill bc of her dog…

07/04/24 - they really be ballin tho

07/05/24 - she really be running&nbsp;

07/06/24 - star off for Cody Ko being nasty irl 😩😖

07/06/24 - Kritty does always know best

06/13/24 - he looks crazy as fuck

07/26/24 - Adam Sandler could do Knives Out, but Daniel Craig could not do Billy Madison

07/27/24 - FUCK THAT LYING C*NT WOULD BE A GREAT MOVIE IF SHE DIDN'T END UP W HIM

07/30/24 - LOL&nbsp;

08/04/24 - this was my "M3GAN" and "Ma"<br><br>I can really appreciate when a movie is so bad it's actually funny and good

<p>08/06/24 - it's honestly crazy that my parents used to live like that lol ... and my dad said his house was worse and made of dirt 😭</p>

08/08/24 - VIVA MEXICOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

08/09/24 - finna go look at some clouds now

08/18/24 - this is just SNL

08/18/25 -<br>casting 16 year olds to play 16 year olds ✅&nbsp;<br>casting 30 year olds to play 16 year olds ❌

08/23/24 - I honestly loved this&nbsp;

08/30/24 - I've never related to character more than Erwin bc I too am just a normal dude

09/01/24 - boring and not funny tbh&nbsp;

09/02/24 - beautiful ending&nbsp;

09/14/24 - good movie

09/14/24 - holy shit&nbsp;

09/14/24 - I did not think this would be that good wow

09/22/24 - let your voice be heard ass movie&nbsp;<br>

<p>09/29/24 - "it ends with us" I say as I tell my gf I don't want a sweet treat tonight</p>

10/04/24 - PLS NEVER DIE KRITTY PLS

10/06/24 - we couldn't have just played scrabble...

10/12/24 - meh okay

10/14/24 - the underoath poster healed my inner child.. ❤️ I felt seen

<p>10/18/24 - holy shit lesbians are crazy</p>

10/19/24 - this is what chappell thinks she's going thru. Shout out to FIFA14 for showing me that one song

<p>10/20/24 - Garfield would never do any of this....</p>

10/20/24 - Riley kinda suxxs

10/26/24 - classic cinema&nbsp;

10/27/24 - I love how my gf put shit this on then went straight to bed

10/29/24 - why does Ryan Gosling talk so fucking monotone.. I have to constantly turn it up when he fucking talks.

10/29/24 - I like how my gf put this bad movie on then turned it off half way because it was a bad movie

11/01/24 - I'm not a big fan of needles so I will not ✋ be taking the substance 🙂‍↔️

11/02/24 - what if Kritty got me YSL for my bday to do this to me.....

11/03/24 - this might be tied with Drugstore June as one of the worst movies of the year

11/07/24 - how can a movie with no words make me feel so much&nbsp;

11/07/24 - Stewart Little ass movie&nbsp;

11/10/24 - this girl really chose to throw away a new born baby in the trash just to stay w the most toxic man... lock that bitch tf up

11/11/24 - I can't imagine America's dad aka Tom Hanks being in a movie like this&nbsp;

11/11/24 - John Travolta plays a racist, sexist, rapist who's family life is so bad he just HAS to dance and act like the worst fucking human being LMAO

11/11/24 - Al Pacino being a canonically bad dancer is hilarious. That mf do NOT be hitting that shit

11/14/24 - 24 mins in and this movie is actually insufferable

11/14/24 - if that old bitch was trying to take my dog I would have just beat her ass

<p>11/15/24 - "<i>You're like the coolest girl I've ever met, and all I wanna do is watch movies with you</i>" KRITTY I FUCKING MISS YOU 😭😭😭</p><p><br></p><p><b>cinema is back!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;</b></p>