Nowhere
“sup bonzo dog breath?”
“lick my box, rover.”
“clean the maggots out of it first you stinky oyster!”
“i do not want to have to look at that tarantula woman over my morning espresso…”
“eat my turbo, will ya lucifer?”
“aren’t you supposed to be in thermonuclear catastrophes class?”
“have you ever heard of the rapture?”
“the siouxsie and the banshees album?”
“can you help me study for the history of lethal epidemics midterm?”
“montgomery? mel? butthead hogbitch lucifer? anybody here???”
“oh my god have you seen theresa lately? she gained like 50 pounds in one week!”
“i told her not to stop doing crystal!”
“tell dad to kiss my grunt lizard!”
“bob’s here.”
“who’s bob?”
“the hermaphrodite pornstar who can screw himself.”
#teen apocalypse trilogy