Clownado
As bad as I wanna say this movie is. It’s not that terrible… I’ve seen far worse (unfortunately). I’ve seen bad college films, terrible B-movies, & god after films on Tubi that were far worse than this. This movie does have Porn Hub levels of acting. CGI was questionable for sure. I will give credit for practical effects. Most likely were most of the budget went (practical effects). Feels like they would write stuff into the movie and forget about it. Like the girl was pregnant and then wasn’t mentioned or set up for anything later. They also introduced the dad as a creepy stalker. Which makes you not like him, but kill him off and make you want to care that he died, but the spent so long making him out to be a weirdo creep, that it doesn’t make you feel bad that he’s dead nor feel bad for the little girl that just found out he was her father. He legit sacrifices himself and the girl didn’t give a single fuck, neither did I lol. Scenes would drag for way to fucking long. Absolute torture to watch how long they dragged scenes. Could legit cut out 30 minutes and miss nothing for the “story” if you can even call it that. All in all. Kind of glad I seen the movie though. Could be fun to rip on it with friends while getting high or drunk.
