Deadpool & Wolverine

oh marvel u outdid urself...... easily one of my favorite films EVERRRRR. watched the first deadpool for the very first time last night half drunk off liqueur and vodka, didnt even get the chance to watch logan or deadpool 2. didnt know what to expect, but was completely blown away. sooo many thoughts. 1. deadpool is one of my favorite marvel characters now, i love his dry wit, his sexual innuendos, his seemingly never ending horniness for all hot ppl, and his complex backstory and emotional depth. 2. hugh jackman as wolverine saved my life like i need that man carnally all day every day in any and every condition no matter the weather no matter the time no matter if one of us (most likely me) is on the verge of death. if i was to be executed in prison and could have one last meal before i died, i would request hugh jackman dressed as wolverine, covered in blood and dirt and sweat. 3. idgaf what anyone says, all the songs were great. i find it so fun and silly--in the best way-- to have bye bye bye playing as deadpool slaughtered freaks using wolverine's bones! moving on. everything abt this movie was just fucking amazing. i love how they combined both comedic timing and emotional scenes, bc i feel like thats so deadpool. hes so arrogant and funny, but deep down hes a severely traumatized lovable loser. ummmmm it was fun seeing all the little cameos, like mr darcy and not captain america captain america, and i knew blade and elektra despite never seeing their movies / reading their comics so yay me! i hated gambit to be clear tho. i LOVE HIM...but channing tatum was NOT RIGHT FOR GAMBIT. like i do like channing tatum, but he wasnt the right pic sawry.....um cassandra was such an interesting unique villain so that was fun. um i loved seeing all the different multiverses' wolverines repeatedly murder deadpool like that was sexy as hell. god i need wolverine. also lets be so fucking serious rn. wolverine and deadpool? they banged in that car at some point during or after their overly homoerotic sexual tension-fied murder fight scene. also i felt sooooo wronged when the machine thingy exploded and i sitting in that fucking theatre crying over those gay cunts only for them to stroll into the room perfectly fucking fine. my main complaint is very simple: wolverine and deadpool shouldve fucked on screen. i wanted to see it, my bff wanted to see it, i think the whole world wanted to see it. @shawnlevy RELEASE THE TAPE.