Heat

As I'm sure you have all been waiting for, here is a ranking of my top 18 Lt. Vincent Hanna quotes from Heat (1995). When I inevitably rewatch this again in the next 2-6 months, maybe I'll do the same for Neil. 1. When I think of asses (a woman's ass) ... something comes out of me. 2. You can get killed walking your doggie! 3. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TELEVISION SET! 4. Because she's got a ... GREAT ASS! And you've got your head ... ALL THE WAY UP IT! 5. I'm sorry if the goddamn ... chicken got ... over ... cooked ... 6. By the time I get to Phoenix, he'll (sic.) be rising … He’ll probably leave a note upon the door … 7. GIMME ALL YA GOT! GIMME ALL YA GOT! 8. You know what they're lookin' at? Us. The L-A-P-D. The po-lice department. We just got made. 9. It's like you said. All I am is what I'm going after. 10. Bon voyage, motherfucker. You were good. 11. You know, we're sitting here. You and I are like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face ... if I'm there and I gotta put you away ... I won't like it. But I'll tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother ... you're going down. 12. I'm Donald Duck ... 13. OKAY MOTHERFUCKER! 14. Who? Who? What are you, a fuckin' owl? 15. What are you, a monk? 16. Don't waste my MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME! 17. "Hi honey! Guess what? I walked into this house today, where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave, because it was crying too loud. So let me share that with you. Come on, let's share that, and in sharing it, we'll somehow cathartically dispel all that heinous shit." 18. My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage, my third, because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.