Finding Jesus

I honestly would rather be hit by a train than have to watch this movie again. Issues I had with this movie: -the ugly animation -the terrible lip syncing combined with genuinely probably the worst voice acting I’ve ever heard -unrealistic dialogue, who talks like this genuinely? -allusions to curse words?  -the character design, especially of Joy, is horrendous. She looks like a little purse chihuahua that was dropped a handful of times.  -the starfish, Mrs Wuddly, is the worst characterization of a starfish I’ve ever seen, incredibly inaccurate  -also what’s with the names? Why is the main character named Muggles? -Professor Shark is the worst teacher figure I’ve ever seen in media. He knowingly sends children into the deep sea alone? And into possible danger? -the reveal of Mr. Sushi one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever witnessed. And racist? For what fking reason?? Incredibly uncomfortable to watch.  -the message is a little heavy handed, I think if it was a little subtler it might be a little digestible. A metaphor, retelling, or allegory would have been a lot more persuasive than 69 minutes of “You need to love Jesus because of this cheesy and lazy lesson.” -possibly problematic Scottish depiction?  -something about this film made me feel deeply sad and lonely  -way too long for something this bad That being said this movie made me laugh, and had some nice scenery shots I guess.