Thunderbolts*

i kept on redoing/adding and eventually deleting the review i initially wrote for this in may when i watched it in theaters so i decided to just write all my one liners and such in bullet points - color grading omg i love what mcus been doing with their project-specific themes lately - i fully support the power of friendship being the theme of this movie because they genuinely pulled it off so well - i love yelena so much no one can understand - alexei and jim hopper CANNOT be played by the same person like i just can’t comprehend it - basically marvels most depressed (tm) being suicidal for 2 hours but still one of my favorites 100% - i have no doubt in my mind about the fact that a hug from yelena belova could cure all of bobs problems - it’s 1 am on easter morning and i really can’t tell whether this movie is extremely appropriate for the occasion or the exact opposite - i also can’t tell if this made me really depressed or really hopeful so i suppose we’ll see ** - i resent anyone who says the mcu fell off post endgame and then doesn’t watch projects like this on that basis. genuinely no exceptions** - and i could probably write an essay on it because it’s just not??? true???? like sorry but just because you saw how good endgame was and then watched multiverse of madness or what if or love and thunder or WHATEVER and decided that that was the end doesn’t mean that everything sucks. of course i miss the infinity saga and it is really very close and personal to me but there are two types of marvel fans and it’s very apparent. there’s no one i could really recommend this to and that’s annoying because there aren’t enough people that keep an open mind to this i wrote this half delirious i need to sleep don’t make fun of me okay bai