Challengers

BI PANIC: THE MOVIE 13 YEARS EARLIER ⁉️ IM CRYING EVERYTHING IS SO SEXUALLY CHARGED HO. LY. FU. CKING. SHIT. NO RECENCY BIAS THIS IS A TOP FIVE MOVIE OF ALL TIME I AM SO HORNY IT WAS LIKE WE WERE IN LOVE OR LIKE WE DIDN’T EXIST IVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE DO YOU WANT ME TO COME TUCK YOU IN AREN’T YOU EVERYBODY’S TYPE THE POWER TASHI HAS THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THE STANFORD SCENES THE VERBAL FIGHT FEELS LIKE A TENNIS MATCH ‼️🤯 SMOKE A JOINT AND DRINK A RED BULL BEFORE THIS YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOURE PLAYING TENNIS ON ADDERALL THIS MOVIE HIT ME AT THE PERFECT MOMENT OF MY LIFETIME NOT THE CAMEL BLUES ZENDAYA IS LITERALLY GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS ING “I TOLD YA” THE DAY BEFOREEEEE ATLANTA 3AM COULDVE BEEN SCORED BY LOVER YOU SHOULDVE COME OVER BY JEFF BUCKLEY I CAN HEAR IT PATRICKS SMILE IN THE SAUNA WHEN PATRICK AND TASHI DISAPPEAR LOOKS LIKE ART MIGHT HAVE WON THE WAR EVEN THOUGH PATRICK “WON” THE BATTLE IM NOT YOUR MOMMY IS CRAZY TASHI THE STAKES ARE SO HIGH THEY ARE SO TOXIC ‼️ TASHI AND PATRICK ARE NOT SOULMATESTASHI AND ART ARE NOT SOULMATESART AND PATRICK ARE??? EVERY CONVERSATION IS A TENNIS MATCH TIMELESS TIMELESS TIMELESS CLASSIC THE POWER DYNAMICS PATRICKS POWER GREATEST MOVIE SINCE PULP FICTION IF PATRICK THROWS THE MATCH HE LOVES ART THE CAMERA UNDER THE COURT ARE YOU KIDDING OMFG Okay so this was my genuine reactions that I jotted down. Most of them are meant to be funny. But god damn. I’m not even kidding when I say this is one of the greatest pieces of media I have ever consumed. Maybe the best film of all time. If you disagree you simply do not know ball. And I forgot to tag this with spoilers before butTHAT ENDING??? THE RENAISSANCE PAINTING OF IT ALL IM GONNA THROW UP???