Shortbus

No Rain. So Much Fucking Cum. * *Banjo Donkey-Boy-Athon Film #4 * Oh my God I’m gonna cum. I’m cumming. I’m cumming. I’m crying? I’m cumming. It’s everywhere. This is an absolute freak feast but there’s so many beautiful moments which no one prepared me for. I signed up for the cum, not the cry. A lovely standout moment that really caught me off guard was the conversation between The Mayor and Ceth*. That was the moment where I was like “Oh? That’s what this is.” Lovely film. Not what I could ever imagine I’d be describing the infamous Shortbus as but that’s what it is, a truly lovely film. You find your people and you keep going. It’s like Magnolia for the freaks. Need to make note now that obviously it’s as funny as it is beautiful, laughed so hard I nearly came. Couples who watch Shortbus together stay together. The true test of matching each others freak. She’s the one. If your partner won’t enjoy Shortbus with you then I’m sorry. Break up. I love my girlfriend so much. She’s just the best. Oh yeah. The soundtrack? Lowkey banger. That’s all. Cum. Moans. Cums.