Heathers

*“They all want me as a friend or fuck!” “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like mother Teresa to you?” “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “I just killed my best friend and your worst enemy….same difference” “I’m worshiped and I’m only a junior.” “Save the speeches for Malcom X, I just want to get laid.” “You don’t deserve my fucking speech .” “Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatch-dogs and diet coke heads.” “Killing heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west” “Tomorrow I’ll be kissing her aerobized ass but tonight let me dream of a world without heather a world where I am free.” “Lick it up baby lick it up” “Dreadful etiquette I apologize” “Quelle surprise” “You heard about Veronica’s affection for regurgitation?” “She always said you couldn’t accessorize for shit.” “Are we going to prom or to hell?” “Why are you pulling at my dick?” “Society nods its head at any horror the “American teenager can think to bring upon itself.”* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏 **Holy shit heathers is truly an iconic classic. I see the blueprint of mean girls and high school politics in this ONE MOVIE. That’s an iconic intro to a movie! Not the heathers playing croquet with Veronica in her OWN families home and she’s the one in the dirt diabolical. Rich kids with societal norms issues and problems. The heathers and Veronica are the crème de la crème of the school to the students they are one entity. Every heather is different though, yellow is more mellow a follower esque style. Green is the quiet bookworm who wants to be on top but hopes and waits for the opportunities instead of being outright. Then red heather the top of the school the baddest the leader she’s mean bitchy and got alot of iconic lines and style a true mean girl ruling the school but you can’t help but love her she’s a girl you love to hate def part of that fuck marry or kill type trope. Veronica comes off to me as a a rich kid weirdo aesthetic outsider who has insider type connections she’s well off but doesn’t feel the need to be mean to nerds and outcast to be more popular or validated in that which stands her apart. She truly has her moments where she’s one in the same as them though there’s no fooling that her mans is something else though dude is charming clever a real edgy motherfucker. School shooter vibes on 100. The fact he was able to go to school after his first scene is flabbergasting. Scene with his dad was MAD weird dude didn’t feel like his dad at all. This is an iconic film I see why there was a musical now I’m interested in seeing it. Wish we had more time with red heather and even more with the other ones the green heather cracked me up esp in her transformation the funeral scenes were iconic hilarious and understandable how scream queens was even birthed. This is one of of those films I wish I had seen even sooner! The ending was great the fight scene to her last convo with her mans I thought was okay but maybe one a rewatch it’ll grow on me!! Sooo relatable though sometimes it’s hard to control yourself with a hot 🥵 dude bf wanting to kill everyone including you. 🌟 **Extra stars for that iconic tilted upside down shot at green heathers funeral iconic. **Hell is a Teenage Girl 🔪 ✨💕