Gladiator

oh this was fantastic. joaquin phoenix had such a punchable face in here and he was so insufferable i could not believe it was him who played commodus!!! and yes, if you were asking, (which you obviously weren’t) i cried watching this one too!! ha! another alpha male movie that made my tears fall. also maximus was definitely the inventor of aura and served cunt while slaughtering all these opps. he slayed (literally) ALSO THE “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?” really somehow reminded me of kendrick’s halftime show and samuel l. jackson saying “MR. LAMAR, DO YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME? THEN TIGHTEN UP!”