White Chicks

“Yo, hold my poodle! HOLD MY POODLE!!” “I’m gonna have a BF!” “Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this.” “I am sooo frickin’ pissed!” “I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the white girl slayer.” “You wanna talk about mothers? It’s mother time!”