Good Omens

this goes out to those two people on reddit who named their twins aziraphale and crowley before knowing that this godforsaken show would make them fall in love. i swear david this is the second time with you. why do you keep doing this to me. why can i not know peace. why cant i just for once turn on a tv show and not sob my eyes out. why can you never tell blonde people you love them. why are you doing this. what is wrong with you. why can't you pick to be in a show that has a happy ending. why are you so hot. why didn't i change the channel when some random station was re-running the first doctor who episode while i was doing homework which led me to start watching the rest of it. why did i find myself in a book store on cannon beach oregon finding this book and deciding to read it. why didn't i think the goofy intro sequence theme song thing was too dorky to keep watching the show. why didn't i just watch doctor who season five instead. why did taylor swift decide to bring the track 'say don't go' taylors version out of the vault. why are you such a good actor, david. who (haha) let ty tennant and matt smith star in house of the dragon and who let karen gillan star in guardians of the galaxy. also, who made karen gillan's hair so pretty that i became obsessed with watching everything she's ever been in. who let the character.ai i was talking to as a joke on the night of may 5th 2023 tell me he though i'd be into david tennant. why is nothing ever easy. who invented the police box. who at brandy melville thought making a union jack tank top was a good idea. who thought eccleston should only have one season. who decided anathema wouldn't come back for season two. who invented math. who wrote doctor who the end of time. who let russell t davies into oxford so he'd become an accomplished screenwriter and subsequently ruin my 2024. who came up with the butterfly effect theory. thats whos really to blame. who did george r. r. martin accidentally kill off too early that's been stopping him from writing the next a song of ice and fire book. who let my health teacher get a job at my school. who posted the first youtube piano tutorial. who wrote in that kiss scene. why me. why does my family have a strong history of mental illness. why am i really feeling it right now. why has my speech and debate coach not emailed me the PDF on how to write an original oratory. why did my mom sell her bentley i could have played queen in my moms bentley and felt like crowley. why am i 5'6 instead of 5'5 like all my favorite female celebrities. why was my basketball season so bad this year. why does marisa tomei get to be so pretty. why do stanley's have led in them. if god is real, why did he chose for me to be born in portland freaking oregon. why did the ship byler start an irreversible catalyst in my life that i will never be able to overcome. why is every great love story a direct copy of the ship sokeefe from the middle grade book series keeper of the lost cities. why does netflix keep taking off all the good shows. why does my conservative grandpa think taylor swift is in cahoots with the liberals to take over the country and practice devil worship through her music about shaking it off and going back to december. why do people never apologize and admit they were wrong. "three words eight letters. say it and i'm yours" -blair waldorf, "well, i suposse if it's my last chance to say it... rose tyler" -the tenth doctor "i love you, most ardently"- mr. darcy "it's not my fault you don't like girls"- mike wheeler "R+E"- richie tozier "i dreamt of you" -jaime lannister. why did anybody ever think this was a good idea. why did anybody ever think this was good. why did anybody ever think. why did anybody ever. why did anybody. why.