Twilight

*“we can’t be apart, you can’t leave me.” > “im right here. where else am i gonna go?” *people can laugh at the ‘as if you could outrun me’ scene, but bella was eating it up and she has outrageous levels of patience for putting up with that i respect her deeply. edward is just kind of an extremely awkward loser god forbid a man wants his coming out as a vampire speech to be dramatic and emo and he’s happy he found a girl who likes it.  ‘you’re like my own personal brand of heroin’ thanks can you take your clothes off for me please? i want to lick robert pattinsons entire body especially if he’s going to be rock hard and glittering. the scene of him absolutely dripping wet under a tree is probably one of the most attractive scenes in cinema history along with the scene of him in her bedroom, at prom, in the ballet studio and playing baseball. i think we could improve the entire movie if robert pattinson was shirtless 9 times out of 10 and maybe this movie would have higher ratings if the entire thing was edward getting pegged. i am not afraid to speak my mind on how i think that would boost viewer ratings. bella was absolutely sobbing for the vintage dick and i understand her—you say kristen stewarts acting is bad yet i can see her visibly screaming and doing flips for it. the piano scene of them is unironically peak cinema to me and i think there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. all jokes aside i love them and team jacob was never an option for me the way he holds her is insane. not only is edward finer he LOVED her instead of just being upset he couldn’t have her and he actually listened to what she wanted unlike someone else. i do in fact think the chemistry they have is insane and anyone who says otherwise is either not attracted to robert and is also blind.