After Hours

this is kinda like that time i went to a friends birthday and then a bar and then a club and almost hooked up with a friend and then helped a 40 something yr old guy who was having an asthma attack and hid his drugs in my purse while we waited for emts and then hung out with him on u & 14th for an hr at 3:00 a.m. and then on the way to get him wawa some guy propositioned me and then i borrowed a portable phone charger from a cop trying to pixie manic dream girl me and then i brought the wawa back to my 40 something yr old man friend where i found him operating his vehicle which he promised he wouldn’t do since he was on cocaine and then i scootered to coles and slept on his couch cause i was locked out of my house and lyft charged me $25 for taking a blurry photo of my properly parked scooter *different rules apply when it gets this late —* so true! terrific!