May

Nothing like watching May and swiping on tinder. And let me tell you modern dating is terrible, some of these men are actually vile and disgusting. But there are a couple good ones. Currently kinda talking to this one guy and then the subject of movies came up. As it does. And he said his favorite movie was bridesmaids (which is a good choice) but then the question got flipped around to me. Now once you get me going on movies it’s kinda hard to get me off that train. So ofc I brought up secretary as a current favorite. But then I said pearl cause duh that’s my all time favorite. But then I had to follow that up with a “they are actually good movies I promise I’m not a freak” as one does. And then he said he would watch them. So then I was like fuck what if I end up in a May situation, and then he’s weirded out by me and thinks I’m a freakish slug that roams the earth. But gabby said that I should let my freakage be free. Anyways just been thinking a lot about this movie. And if you made it to the end of this rant, you get a gold sticker. P.S. I’m sad about my secretary streak being broken now.