27 Dresses

From the bottom of my heart, Tess, we are all sliming Tess. But then we are cleaning her up because she was the reason Jess and Kevin met. But then we are permanently sliming her because who are you. Like if I was looking forward to wearing a dress my whole life and my sister, who doesn't even like weddings as much as me and built her whole relationship on lies, cuts up said dress, I think I'd genuinely throw hands. I'd crash her wedding, bring a bazooka, and just blow that place up because who do you think you are.