Twilight

i am fully convinced the first quarter of the movie could be a horror film and the other 3/4 is just pure comedy. the script overall and the weird obsession the cullens have of calling their partners some form of monkey just makes me giggle uncontrollably; at 1 am it was absolutely, 100%, a hallucinogenic fever dream. also, it’s so uncanny as someone currently on season 4 of the vampire diaries, that edward cullen is basically stefan on heroin (or frankly any and all forms of drugs). nothing against that but my boy ed did not need to doing all that he was doing. it was ridiculous. and i’m honestly concerned about bella’s mental state because why the heck/how would you even get involved in this type of shit. but genuine kudos to this film for being such a cultural phenomena and absolute diva, i had a good time and i’m kinda itching for some more.