Moonwalker

*Preparing for the Michael Jackson biopic: III* "Land of the free, home of the weird." I couldn't possibly answer any of your questions about this film. What the fuck is happening? Why is it happening? Why could Joe Pesci pick up a signal with his shit trim? Why is there a Mecha-Jackson? And why does he turn into a fucking spaceship? I can't describe the bizarre shit that goes on in this film. It's probably just as absurd as Yellow Submarine. Shit just happens. Your inquiries will not be addressed. But at least it was somewhat enjoyable. Eh.