Gladiator

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for Joaquin Phoenix, his bitchy little outfits, and his questionable British accent. Seriously, you can’t deny this is a classic, even if you’re a Ridley Scott hater like me. Watching this after Gladiator II (which was fun!!) you really understand that there’s a kind of movie magic here that films these days rarely have. I’d like to thank the Academy, Joaquin Phoenix for being hot, and Hans Zimmer for writing a banger score that I always listen to whenever I’m bullshitting another writing assignment.