Dangerous Animals

listen, I'm no scrooge-- I can still appreciate a fun, schlocky shark movie just as much as the next person.. This movie is at its best when it's got over-the-top music stings, overplayed jumpscares, and evil monologues about sea creatures. It's at its worst when it has awful dialogue, a terribly acted lead, and a phony romance that I couldn't give a shit about. The shark stuff was rad. The romance stuff was lame.