Jurassic World Dominion
You know what I rated this a lot higher in the past but after watching it directly after JP1, Jesus Christ it’s so bad. Like the dialogue is so… ugh. It’s so mind blowing to me that there is a global problem and somehow that’s not what they’re all focused on??? Like REALISTICALLY dinosaurs wouldn’t just be killing people, they would be DECIMATING ecosystems because they’re—by definition—invasive species. That alone would cause actual collapse in society.
And also, despite the news report, not a single character is actually concerned?? I REFUSE to believe that Alan Grant is totally unbothered by the possibility of raptors being out in the wild. Like that man is so traumatized get AWAY FROM ME dominion.
But I will still give it two stars, because despite all its flaws I got old people flirting after a long break up. Jurassic Park 3 I will never forgive you, thank you Dominion for fixing the mistake that was ending Alan and Ellie’s relationship. I giggle and kick my feet over the locust scene where he’s on top of her asking if she’s ok. When she yells out for him in the car accident? PEAK WRITING. The way he instantly rushes towards her after they capture Beta to ask if she’s ok??? THE FUCKING HEADREST?? LIKE SHE WAS AWAKE GUYS SHE WAS BLINKING SHE WAS JUST FULLY CONSCIOUSLY LETTING HERSELF CUDDLE ALAN??? And of course their actual kiss EATS. like rent was actually due for both Sam and Laura because they put every ounce of passion into that kiss like god bless what a satisfying conclusion for Grantler (even if it never should’ve been needed JP3🙄)