Love Actually

‘Love actually.. is all around’ I don’t care anymore !! This is my favourite Christmas movie and I love British people !! and to anyone who doesn’t like this movie, you are a sick sick person and your vibe and aura are truly dark and evil. Like how can you look at artsy Andrew Lincoln in a sexy turtle neck and not love this movie ?? My only problem is that he should’ve been gay and in love with Chiwetel Ejiofor instead of Kiera knightley. Like it made no sense for him to be in love with her if they never talked ?? Like ugh, dumb. But.. him standing at that door with those signs KILLS ME. Like oh my gosh. I love how there was so many story lines in this movie but somehow they were all cohesive and blended together so well, all without not being too overstimulating. The only story line I didn’t particularly care for was Martin freeman’s .. BUT I love him so I don’t care, he is literally such a hobbit, I’m obsessed with it. COLIN FIRTH. Where do I begin ?? Jamie and Aurelia are the best thing to come out of this movie. Them communicating in the exact same way with the same words, without knowing what the other was saying. oh my gosh. Then learning each other’s languages?? What the hell. Also how the heck did they learn a full second language nearly fluently in just a few weeks.. and after knowing eachother not even a month before that ?? I’ve been taking Spanish for near 3 years in a row, and I still can’t speak a lick !! And we’re supposed to believe Colin firth learned Portuguese in two weeks ?? I’m not buying it. ‘It’s my favourite time of day, driving you’ ‘It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you’ Oh. So Alan Rickmans’s voice is just like that… never trust a man who gifts you a Joni Mitchell CD. Alan Rickman is like a wizard in the same way Martin freeman’s a hobbit and Andrew Lincoln is Rick grimes. They really said what if we just shoved a bunch of actors with a single memorable role into this movie and said what the hell. The real question is, how did they manage to get that many big names to be in this ?? LIKE HELLO. If you really pay attention to the cast, it’s genuinely crazy. If you think of a British person, they’re probably in this movie. And yes I cried at the end of this movie even though I’ve seen it about 30 times, I’m not made of stone. It’s crazy to think that Thomas Brodie-Sangeter was probably like 25 when this was filmed.. not really, but he was 13 which is still crazy because he looked 7. I love prime Minister Hugh Grant, I love widowed Liam Neeson. And I said it once, and I’ll say it again. I love British people.