Paddington 2
Okay so paddingtons a real one: he washed windows even though the guy said no. He made lots of people happy. Then he tried to stop a thief. AND THEN HE GETS BANGED UP FOR IT ?!?!? Nah what kind of diabolical jury was that. Do you think MA SHAYLA would do something like that. And then the judge just had something against him. AND THEN OHHHH MA SHAYLA DONTTT he thought he was going to die :/ :/ ma Shayla the poor bear. Poor Paddington. He’s actually so cute I’m gonna make my brother dress up as Paddington on world book day. Anyways. Ma Shayla thought he was gonna die till my guys from the prison came in on the plane like yes go on lads.
And this solidified my Hugh grant hate. Idc he was playing a character. Also man thought he was in jailhouse rock at the end.
Anyways ma Shayla met aunt Lucy and I’m happy. I’m not I cried.
I love Paddington.
You can’t be British and not love Paddington.
Thank you Jeremy Clarkson’s dad for creating Paddington.