Avengers: Infinity War

too long. fell asleep three times. yes there was action. yes there was backstory. yes thanos is supposed to be terrifying. i’m (not) sorry i cannot take this man completely seriously when he is clearly soft as hell for his “daughter.”  he gives me the exact energy of a gigantic intimidating man who goes home every night to a 6 pound yorkie or chihuahua named princess. everybody is terrified of him meanwhile he’s somewhere going “who’s daddy’s little girl 🥺” he wanted these damn stones SO BADLY. spent the entire movie collecting them like infinity stones were limited edition charms just to lose everything along the way. then at the end he’s sitting there mourning his losses looking miserable. BOO???? YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF 😭😭 you were greedy!!! nobody told you to collect all six!!! congratulations on getting exactly what you wanted and apparently having a terrible time afterward anyway steve rogers is my favorite. that’s my captain america. 🫡 he’s tall, quiet, competent, doesn’t annoy me, and is their CAPTAIN!! groot: “i am groot.” steve, who has absolutely no fucking idea what that means: “i am steve rogers.” thanos should’ve gotten a yorkie instead of the infinity stones. probably would’ve been happier.