Interstellar

Yeah, this is still a good movie one of my favorites of all time, whatever, anyways is it illegal to steal fish oil pills from the elderly and swap them with a box of cigarettes? In this hypothetical scenario, the fish oil pills will be placed in plastic bags to be sold to elementary schoolers who have just read Jack and the Beanstalk for the first time ($20 a bag). Those beans will never grow you dumb little kid, they are fish. That is the kids fault so it is still legal right? Asking for a friend.