Bridget Jones's Diary

Mark Darcy, you have me smiling like a fucking idiot (HE PULLED HER INTO HIS COAT), and Hugh Grant's horrible, pervy attitude has me as wet as the boat scene. If I could them both, I would - but fuck you Daniel, I hate you despite how unfortunately attractive you are. I aspire to be Bridget when I'm older, though I'm afraid I am already her, just somehow more alone.