The VelociPastor
It starts off like any bad movie - poorly lit, incoherent setups, nonsensical dialogue and a plot that we already know couldn’t be made well by anyone. Then it starts to play with subtext, still a bad movie, obviously, but then it starts to use structure interestingly, though still a pretty fucking bad movie. Then comes the sex scene. In any other bad movie, this point would be gratuitous and likely made with the mindset of “well it’s a movie, it’s gotta have a sex scene, right?” But this is where this movie instead actually creates a really cute and heartfelt sequence and I was fucking baffled. I started actually getting engaged, then BAM THERE ARE THE NINJAS!
Of the bad movies out there, this isn’t one that’s made half-heartedly by people who don’t know how to make something good - this is a bad movie made with genuine heart and passion for ‘so bad they’re good’ movies and it was absolutely hilarious. I was very loudly giggling by the end.
Also cross-dressing priest #pridemonth