

“I will slap you so hard, you’ll end up in the Ming dynasty. I mean it man I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok” I think this one is better than the second one. I think the story is better, the comedy is better, and the action is probably better too I think it was very well choreographed in this movie, especially the scene in the massage parlor. I think my only major problem with this movie is that insanely predictable "twist" of his dad's former partner not actually dying and being alive the whole time. Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan kill it though they have such great chemistry

Robert the Bruce lasted a solid 7 seconds in bed he genuinely got like 5 strokes in. The Florence Pugh effect I guess Literally what was the point of the shot of Chris Pine standing up in the river and seeing his full penis what did that add to the movie I enjoyed the action in this movie a lot it’s very gritty and bloody and feels realistic. There were some really pretty shots as well, and the costumes and atmosphere were incredibly well done

“I like to say that if you’re seeing me, you’re having the worst day of your life” Man Jake Gyllenhaal crushed this role he makes my skin crawl. Probably one of the best performances I have ever seen. That shot of Joe on the stretcher looking up at Lou is crazy, and then there's a similar one with Rick, showing how Lou does not value those close to him any more than he values his enemies I think this movie is just so enthralling once it gets going, and it makes you so invested in the content Lou is capturing, which makes the viewer almost as bad as Lou and Nina, since we are the ones consuming the media with such fascination

That dude was getting fried in front of his crush he got called a virgin like a million times this movie was genuinely an embarrassment ritual for that guy Fun movie but very predictable and nonsensical at parts. There was no reason for the witches to chase the kids to the graveyard at the end they had potion left and kids there to use it on