Troy

DIRECTORS CUT “You say you want to die for love, but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love” I really wish they had included the part of the Iliad where Achilles tries to fight a river and almost drowns. I also wish Laocoon was in it saying to the Trojans “hey guys this whole wooden horse thing definitely might be a trap” Man that jump thrust attack Brad Pitt does is just so cool he spams the hell out of it and I don’t even care I really like the part where hector is basically saying his goodbyes while Achilles is just screaming his name over and over at the gate he knew he was getting fried God I hate Paris in this movie he doomed Troy, and then lost to Menelaus and crawled away and cowered and so doomed Troy further, and then snuck up on Achilles genuinely the worst