Ever After

After seeing this movie no less than 300 times I have come to the conclusion that Prince Henry is the biggest, whiniest, most arrogant, self-centered little bitch baby while Danielle is the most grounded, kind, brave, clever woman alive. I know this is supposed to be a feminist-influenced Cinderella story but it’s borderline a misandrist-influenced Cinderella story because all of the men (besides Papa ofc) are useless. Prince Henry is a self absorbed fuckhead and I’m so sick that she didn’t find someone better to be with. Five stars!