Django Unchained
DJANGO HAS SO MUCH F*CKING AURA
Calvin Candy finally got what he deserved in the end I mean what do you expect a black man to do, if he sees you forcing two other black men, to fight to the dead infront of him, while he watched two slave owners laugh their merry heads off. And that scene where that slave got himself ripped apart by those dogs will haunt me because that looked insanely painful. Leo's ability to have a bleeding hand and carry on acting was enough for me to think "Has he got an Oscar for this", I mean come on who else stays in character when their hand is bleeding so ferociously.
Christopher Waltz with another sensational performance, in Inglorious Basterds his performance was golden with his combined creepiness, whilst also possessing the ability to appear cheerful when he needs to be. His evidence and smoothtalk for every situation and most importantly the Sherrif's death scene was extraordinary, his production of the "Wanted Dead Or Alive" posters every time was so cool and a great relation to the old time role of a bounty hunter back in the 1800s and his anti-slavery attitude was truly amazing to see.
The amount of bullets used, bodies killed and blood shed in the whole film was extraordinary and the mise én scene and cinematography throughout was satisfying to say the least, I mean every scene had the perfect camera angle, camera shot and lighting to engage with its audience, especially when TARANTINO GOT BLOWN TF UP.
Jamie Foxx' aim with a gun is insane, if you compared the final scenes with the early scenes there is only one difference and that's Christopher Waltz being present, he is still a badass bounty hunter from his "unchainment" to his final escape, truly mesmerising. Also his sensitivity to pulling his gun out was an accurate edition to the whole story, showing that Waltz had trained him well as a bounty hunter and that he was ready for anything to happen at any time and he attempted protectiveness over his wife was so exciting too.
Seeing Australian Tarantino being blown up by his own bombs was extremely satisfying. He was only in 10 minutes of his own movie and he was already making us all hate his guts. I don't see why he makes cameos in his films because I've seen him in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction and both times he's been a waste of a character, but this time he wasn't too bad but his accent was shocking.
If you can find someone that loves you as much as Tarantino loves the n word and feet then you will be married for life because that man adores them.
Samuel.L.Jackson annoyed me in this role, not because it was played badly, which it wasn't but because he was under Calvin Candy's master spell and he didn't even react to the disgusting treatment of the slaves, and actually his encouragement and enforcement of it. His lack of reaction to a bunch of white men throwing around that disgusting slur was horrible to see, amazing acting though nonetheless.
I am just happy that Django finally reunited with his dear wife after the series of torture that he had to see her suffer, and man did he show off for her, especially with his horsey tricks, one of a kind.
Jonah Hill's cameo had me rolling. I mean he was as confused as everyone in the attack about why they were wearing masks that made their vision impaired, but I do feel bad for that guys' wife I mean she mustve spent ages carving out those eye holes, even though they were pathetically small.
Also, Christopher Waltz's huge tooth on a spring that was on top of his horse and carriage was hysterical I mean the way that it kept wobbling was insane and with nobody to have a reaction to it, but to have a reaction to a free black man on a horse, proved that back then, people had discriminatory priorities.
Hwhite Cake is a very satisfying thing to hear - but not from a disgraced, racist and disgusting Leo, but that cake looked rather nice though, annoyed that Waltz didnt take any.
Django - "Its Django the D is silent" - 🔥