The Shining

Oh no my beautiful wife makes me sandwiches while I’m working and breakfast in bed, guess I’ve gotta hunt her down with an axe. Okay when I was walking back I kept hearing this like tapping from behind me but when I turned there was nothing there (this happened 5+ times). And then I got to this building and  really loud clunk came from behind me I turn and look up at the building and I swear for a second I saw a figure (probably just a shadow) and the clunk sounded like something falling from about that height from the building. A few seconds later another clunk so I very swiftly exit the area onto the nearby roads pavement where a Tesla bombs it round the roundabout at crazy speed probably triple the speed limit swerves into the middle of the lane as a second car comes the other way and barely makes it back onto the correct lane in time. Anyway, yeah the shining, good film, Shelley Duval deserves an award for this, it’s definitely an allegory for the genocide of the native Americans. Imagine getting outsmarted by a 6 year old