i, unfortunately, fucking love this movie. i’m not immune to media set in nyc, especially when the leads spend the entire runtime walking around being assholes; complaining, arguing, trying (and failing) to flirt with women. so cringe, so terrible, i love seeing men flop. also, as someone who was once in a long distance relationship with a girl from montréal, that over-the-phone breakup scene had me rolling in my grave. i wish nicholas braun and michael angarano would jump, however. preferably together. i don’t know if michael has done anything horrible, but i’ve decided that he’s guilty by association. fuck you guys for making a funny movie! and fuck you too michael cera for crafting that beautiful score!