are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life? who are you? do you have a gun? you here to kill me? do you have a gun? where's your gun?

when yo girl puts something in your food to make you sick, but you love it cause it's lowkey kinky and romantic

“For the hungry boy, my name is Alma.” Proof you’re only ever one shrooms trip away from figuring it all out.