immediately turned to my father at the beginning of this and said, “this is too clean for chicago.”
the love triangle in this is so fucking stupid. like ur mother evaporated and u can’t find ur father so ur gonna slow dance and make out in the woods about it?? hello?????
knew this was a christian propaganda movie the moment i saw this girl’s face.
the fact that my father, someone who grew up hyper-religious and taught me about/read the bible to me, at the end of the movie turned to me and started cackling is pretty telling.