The Doom Generation

*“Amy: I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for? Xavier: Tell him what?”* I think that I’ve finally done it. After years of soul searching and watching utter dogshit I have found what is possibly my “mecore” movie. For starters, this is quite literally the most bisexual movie ever made which is fucking dope. There’s just spectacular needle-drops throughout especially with Heresy by Nine Inch Nails starting off the film which fits so perfectly well. I could go on a whole spiel on how much I fucking LOVE Nine Inch Nails but for the sake of this I won’t. The script is also fucking ridiculous and stupid which I clearly didn’t mind because I ate this shit up. “Eat my fuck” is possibly the greatest line ever written for a film and reminds me so much of how I talk to my friends. Also, I am Jordan so I can say whatever I want man. Sidenote: Rose McGowan in this movie starkly reminds me of my friend Hailey. They’re both goated so fuck yeah.