Ted

“I MIGHT BE GAY. I DON’T KNOW.” What I find so funny about Donny getting all mad about not having a toy like Ted is that it could have happened even if not with him but his kid cause in the Ted peacock series it was confirmed if you wish on a certain day or night your can have your toy (or maybe any object not specifically said) can come to life as well So the fact he probably knew that information (or didn’t who knows like I said it’s never specified) and just never told his kid to do the same thing for a good while until he got absolutely lucky so him getting Ted killed infront of Johnny was for nothing 😭 Just wanted to get that strange little thought out of my head as that came to me while watching the unrated cut of this movie cause I was curious what this version had to offer and while it’s kinda basically the theatrical version expect it had some extended parts of scenes and adds a whole new one with Ted in a basement of teddy bear corpses