GoodFellas

i genuinely can't believe al pacino isn't in this movie. i just feel like al pacino should've been in this movie.  also. why the FUCK is ray liotta in NOTHING ELSE. i watch goodfellas --> i like henry hill --> i want to watch ray liotta in something else --> he's in... the bee movie. and cocaine bear. and field of dreams. i refuse to watch field of dreams. the only time i have ever enjoyed watching kevin costner do anything is when he was not as racist as sheldon cooper in the best movie ever hidden figures. i refuse to watch field of dreams. enjoyment of ray liotta does not overwhelm my somewhat unwarranted disdain for kevin costner on my goddamn tv screen.  i will someday commit to becoming joe pesci. later in life i will complete my joe pesci transformation and everyone will be like "jeb! you're joe pesci!" and ill say "it's my privilege, thank you". i must be a short middle aged italian man with a lack of impulse control and unbelievable swag. if i can't be joe pesci i will kill myself. is life worth living if im not joe pesci. i will be joe pesci. just you wait