Hercules

i would fall victim to the hercules fad. i would wear his merchandise. chase him through the streets. philoctetes is a marketing genius, a business elite. soon after hercules' retirement, i would hire phil to finely craft my own personal brand. i would become the next hercules, would craft myself into the image of a god. save a damsel. kill a titan. commit incest. whatever gods do. philoctetes would bury that last bit. the public would never catch wind of it, not with his blackmailing and media smears. thank you phil.