Deadpool & Wolverine
*“He died of murder you dumb fuck.”
“I didn’t know my daddy, but I sure as shit shot outta his dick ready!”
“ I have a black belt in Karen.”
“Till you’re 90!”
“Suck it fox I’m going to Disneyland.”
“Baby knife!”
“This isn’t pretty woman we’re kissing!”
“If you could hear the look on my face you’d smell how sad I am.”
“This is baby knife she’s going to fuck you in the face now.”
“Hey Cocaine is the first thing fiege said is off limits.”
“Whitegirl interrupted, forest bump, snowboarding, even disco dust.”
“You wanna build a snowman? ☃️”
“Yes but I cant!!”
“You can’t even save your relationship with a stripper!”
“So are you two gonna fuck or fight?!”
“I made an educated wish!”
“Can spare a clean up on aisle asshole.”
“Pegging isn’t new for me Friendo, but it is for Disney.”
“ I am marvel Jesus.”
“The corn was too dense girl.” 🌽
“The human body 🦴 has 206 bones in the body 207 if you’re watching gossip girl.”
“Why is Thor crying??! Quick tell me!!”
“fyi your tailor is a predator!”
“His clothes say middle management his eyes say fucky fucky!”
“The guy with forks on his hands??? Wolverine?”
“You’re gonna ole yeller my universe?”
“Men don’t cry!”
“I’m trying wolverining is hard.”*
I love this film I know it’s not everyones cup of tea. But, it’s so silly cameo coded and fun I think it’s just a fun movie to enjoy. Plus I love a good arc stroking film and who doesn’t love Wolverine??!! Mostly everyone’s top fav X-men and he’s iconic. I love seeing him get his flowers and focus. It’s a silly billy film! Not to be taking too too serious. The team ups and slow motion makes it ridiculous esp that cute ass dog! I love they brought back some core characters to validate this! The intro is good I laugh each time the dancing and gore kills best way to open a film. ESP with the Logan location a good full circle to see where in the world 🌎 it’s gonna go! Cameo the film this should def be called seeing blade Electra Gambit the human torch all sorts of strong cameos Loki season 1 ep 5 reference of Loki. Which I feel like if you haven’t seen the show this would be confusing 🫤 with the timelines and exposition. Since I saw Loki season one and two I have an idea 💡 how this movie could work, I would be alittle turned off if I didn’t though because I would be confused with the TVA plot. So many plotholes this is why this is a casual fun watch if you think too hard a lot of things in this film doesn’t make a lick of sense. The Deadpool fight was fun 🤩 very very meta showed all sorts of Deadpool’s. Fight scenes were so much fun def exciting! Along with the soundtrack!
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