Saved!

*“i did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on jesus!!!” * *“now, that’s what i call being hung on the cross.” *is it acceptable to admit im attracted to patrick fugit in a gold speedo pretending to be crucified jesus? because i am. is acceptable to say im mildly attracted to cripple macaulay culkin? because i mildly am. i genuinely started screaming at my screen everytime patrick fugit showed up in his JE SUS acdc shirt i love him and jenna malone so much. shoutout to cassandras actor because she would’ve perfect in a million other movies,  and her and roland are too good together. i fucking love this movie and anyone saying it’s mocking christianity is boring and a loser. all star cast, the entire movie screams camp, hates on christians, fun semi attractive gay that still shows up during labour and is somehow overjoyed to be a teen father—whilst a homosexual (dean i love you) , and some of the best characters i’ve ever seen in television history. bonus of it being filmed in my local area so it feels like it’s really at my school. people calling this boring just don’t like to admit that they’ll never have a boyfriend who doesn’t care that you’re many months pregnant and is happy to co parent with your gay ex boyfriend, who is the father,  and his new boyfriend along with your cripple friend and the only jewish girl in school. every couple in this is perfect and i will stand by this for the rest of my life.