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*“you know, in countries like china, hilary faye would’ve been killed at birth.” **“and then where would you be, roland?” *“china.”> *“she’s gonna show her boobs. thank you jesus!” “she is, she’s gonna show her boobs!!” how could my boyfriend be gay??? cut to dean figure skating in gold spandex. *this is the best movie on the planet and it’s funnier every single time i watch it. roland i LOVE you. i did roller skating, waterskiing, learned to kickbox. patrick fugit you are sooo cute and sexy in your je sus mock acdc shirt. patrick fugit i love you so so so much and i would do anything for more of you in movies in this era. patrick fugit playing a guy called patrick. never have i enjoyed a movie involving christians but this one is okay because it’s 100% anti christian realness, i am FILLED with christs love!!!! oh my god, the jew girls speaking in tongues. i would literally eat patrick fugit piece by piece the scene of him naked as fuck in a gold loincloth moaning on the cross pretending to be jesus was made directly for me and me only, yes i like that. scooter? mary, this is a vespa. best couple costume on the planet is uniform mary and vespa scene patrick. see how cassandra is actually a very very nice girl and hilary faye is the problem for pushing christianity on her? real christians should think about this. patrick fugit oh my goooddd are you real that prom outfit..bend over already please. yes the mandatory group photo zoom out and ending in movies does bring me joy.