Superbad

FOGELL: Yo, guys! what's up? EVAN: Fogell, where have you been, man? SETH: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out, or what? FOGELL: No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. He hands them his fake ID. EVAN: Hawaii? FOGELL: Uh huh. EVAN: All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin? FOGELL: Yeah. EVAN: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? You trying to be an Irish R&B singer? FOGELL: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there. SETH: And you landed on McLovin? FOGELL: Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad. SETH: Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name like a normal person? FOGELL: Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once. EVAN: Fogell, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammad? FOGELL: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin? SETH: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name. FOGELL: Fuck you. SETH: Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin! EVAN: What? One name? One name? who are you, Seal? SETH: Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? FOGELL: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right? EVAN: Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll- It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's either gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID,” or, "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be? FOGELL: I am McLovin. SETH: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!