Queer

**My Oscars: 2025 ** Best picture: Dune: Part Two Best director: Luca Guadagnino and Denis Villeneuve tie, they go on stage together to accept their Oscar’s and they kiss Best lead actor: they announce that they forgot to give Timothee his Oscar for beautiful boy in 2018, so they give him his late Oscar. Colman Domingo and Daniel Craig tie for this years Oscar, they go on stage and kiss. Best lead actress: Mikey Madison in every universe and nobody is misogynistic and evil towards her for expressing her support for abused women Best supporting actor: Drew Starkey in Queer, in his acceptance speech he announces his involvement in Daniel Craig’s open marriage Best original score: Reznor and Ross double win for Challengers and Queer score, they accept their award and kiss on stage Best editing: win goes to Queer, suddenly the system is hacked and the chicken kebab scene plays on screen… everyone is shocked. The screen is filled with tweets about the kebab scene editing. A tennis ball rolls onto the stage… Mike Faist and Josh O’Connor come running after the ball saying there’s been a mistake, the academy just remembered the scene where we become the tennis ball and the award goes to Challengers. Mike and Josh kiss.