Abigail
“Sammy: What the fuck is that thing?Joey: We kidnapped a fucking vampire.Sammy: A ballerina vampire...!”
yeah.. this is a 5 star film. it is funny as fuck, bloody as fuck, and got some pretty nice horror elements. in Radio Silence we trust. 🫶
i will say that i agree with people in that the beginning is a tad slow.. BUT what differentiates a good horror movie from a bad one is if they take the time to make you care for the characters. we actually end up caring for every character at least once (EVEN ABIGAIL) and don’t want them to die.. well some more than others. i definitely rooted for Abigail several times to kill them because well.. BLOOD CANNONS!
i will also say that they could’ve marketed this film better.. THE GAG of the century would’ve been if they didn’t tell us that Abigail was a vampire and we are led to believe it’s her father.. UNTIL it is revealed that Abigail is the vampire! they could’ve marketed it as your generic people trapped in house, BUT there’s a vampire hunting them (don’t say who). it would’ve been so cool to have the first half be a mystery and the second half be a horror bloodbath, but either way, this film is fun as fuck and i can’t wait to show my mom and sister.
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